You guys need to call the mental health hotline and you will get an automated recording that goes something like this.....
Hello welcome to the mental health hotline if you're a obsessive-compulsive press one repeatedly, if your codependent asked someone to press two for you, if you are multiple personalities press 3,4,5,6, if you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line we will trace your call, if you are delusional press seven and your call will be transferred to the mother ship, if you're schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press, if you are depressed doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer your call...