Old Farts Thread 50+

[helicow]

Turning 60 this year - I see there have been no posts for over a week - you old farts forget about this already or just taking a nap?

 

[SnowDog]

With that reminder, here you go!

You know you are old when....

people are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you are still breathing

your spare tire is larger than your car's

Medicare states that you are too old for their coverage


:banana:

 

[helicow]

Good ones. If I could remember any I would add to the list.

 

[SnowDog]

Signs you are getting older:

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals

You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere

Your knees buckle and your belt won't

Your back goes out more than you do

You get your exercise by acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise

Your ears are hairier than your head


:scaredchair:


but at least we can still do this:

:flyer:

 

[helicow]

I feel much better now. Thanks for kind words

 

[bigbobed]

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

[SnowDog]

Lol!

 

[Kstraub]

You know you're old, when your wife says let's run upstairs and have sex.

And your response is:

Honey, I can not do both!

 

[dadstoysbg]

Or you say "wait a 1/2 hour. I just took my pill. Dennis

 

[helicow]

Or you say "wait 1/2 hour" and you both forget all about it.