Snapasaurus - The Facts.

[SleepyC]

Snapasaurus dosen't actually hover his airplanes, he just tells them if they land he will kill them, so they hover out of fear.



Snapasaurus didn't like the law of gravity, so he just changed it.



The Sun actually wears Snapasaurus screen SPSnap 100.



God put a crack in your ass for Snapasaurus to put his foot in.

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When Snapasaurus lost his wallet last year, the world went into recession.



Snapasaurus dosen't read books. He stares them down until they offer up the information he is looking for.



Snapasaurus razor is a belt sander.



Who else has one?

:chuncky:

 

[pawnshopmike]

I've got one from the future...



Snapasaurus came to Rolla next month, Rolla was never the same!

 

[Ant]

lol..

 

[rcbobp]

With all due respect, they got it wrong in the Wizard of Oz. I've taken the liberty to correct the lyrics:



What makes a King out of a slave? [SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

What makes the flag on the mast to wave? [SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? [SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? [SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

What makes the dawn come up like thunder? [SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot?

What have they got that I ain't got?



[SIZE= 14px]SNAPASAURUS[/SIZE]!

 

[Ken-H]

I have a few but I might be pushing the limits here...lol.



Snapasaurus Baddasssss...snap roll. Where's my new sticker? Ill pm my addy, thank you very much.

 

[ericb]

:running-lol:

 

[Super08]

I still have my Snapasaurus sticker. You would have to kill me to take it.

 

[Ken-H]

Super08;8546 wrote: I still have my Snapasaurus sticker. You would have to kill me to take it.

Loved mine too but the plane decided to commit suicide. Canopy hatch was the only survived, guess where it was?

 

[Super08]

???? No idea, where?

 

[Ken-H]

Super08;8571 wrote: ???? No idea, where?

I should have added this...:fat: