Sleepy, I laugh every time I hear that story. I think we have all glued ourselves to "something" at one point or another. I have built up wings with small amounts of skin left inside them from gluing my fingers to them. I have shirts with stomach hair glued to the inside. Hell, I even glued a toe to a sandal before, but I have never, I repeat, Never, glued my junk to my leg or shorts!